All of us are worried about the continuing war between Israel and its neighbors, the Palestinians and the Lebanese.  We hope the humor here will  provide a break  and some psychological relief from the terror and hardship.  To see the joke, click on the punch line.—Editor

By Bruce Lowitt

126.  "The tip of my penis is in Poland."
127.  "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
128.  "Twenty dollars to take out all those knots!"
129.  "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
130.  "I told you marrying a shiksa would cause problems."
131.  "Sam Ting."
132.  "A check."
133.  "Vell, the foist thing ve do is fix the brakes!"
134.  "But he forgot to write a letter."
135.  "About that you say nothing?"
136.  "I haven't seen one squirrel in temple since."
137.  "Take the poison."
138.  "Never mind. I found one,."
139.  "But fifty dollars is fifty dollars."
140.  "We don't schlep all this chazzerai on Shabbos."
141.  "How do you start a hurricane?"
142.  "In this case you get rid of the entire schmuck."
143.  "Now it's three-to-two."
144.  "Chapter Eleven."
145.  "We have decided their problems are none of our business."
146.  "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some phone calls to make."
147.  "But they're all at the funeral."
148.  "That is our custom."
149.  "Because they think they're the only ones here."
150. "They'd have condemned me as the aggressor"