All of us are worried about the flare-up of war between Israel and its neighbors, the Palestinians and the Lebanese.  We hope in those times between battle updates, that these additions to our essay on Jewish Punch Lines will  provide a humorous break  and some psychological relief.  To see the joke, click on the punchline.—Editor

By Bruce Lowitt

101.  "At your wedding."
102.  "Mister, what would you put in the window?"
103.  "Yeah, he thinks I'm God."
104.  "Sitting shiva."
105.  "That way you'd have saved twenty dollars."
106.  "Mister, maybe you should wear your pants on backwards."
107.  "They said they're bringing the bagels and the bialys."
108.  "Baseball games, football games, basketball games ..."
109.  "From your mouth to God's ears."
110.  "And you can't beat that price anywhere!"
111.  "At my age it's better I should read nothing but good news."
112.  "The drugs are wearing off."
113.  "I think you're bad luck."
114.  "Y'know? You're right."
115.  "Hey, he's moving!"
116.  "Wear a shmata."
117.  "I'm a fundraiser for the UJA."
118,  "So I should be sure my daughters visit me every week."
119.  "Get the imported."
120.  "You're velcome," the man says.
121.  "And they walked  everywhere they went!"
122.  "Because a putz like you wouldn't rent his parents a room!"
123.  "What else did you want?"
124.  "In that case, send the bill to my brother-in-law."
125.  "Go get your mother."