As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Fifty years after graduating from college, Becky and Esther meet at their reunion.

Becky starts bragging about her children.

"My son Irving is a dentist, he's married to a lawyer and they have four wonderful children. Rachel is a doctor, she's married to another doctor, and they have three terrific children. So tell me, how about your kids?"

"Unfortunately," Esther says, "Morty and I didn't have any children and so we have no grandchildren either."

"No children? No grandkids?" Becky exclaims. "So tell me, Esther, what do  you do for aggravation?"