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2006-06-01—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 95

 
Jewish humor


Punch lines

Punch lines,  Volume 2

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

95. "We're from the 
groom's side of the family

jewishsightseeing.com,  July 4, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Several young novice nuns, about to take their vows and become "Brides of Christ," enter the chapel accompanied by the Mother Superior.

As the ceremony is about to begin, several Chasidim walk down the aisle and  take seats in the front row.

The Mother Superior says to them, "We're honored that you would want to share this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask why you came?"

One of them says, "We're from the groom's side of the family."