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2006-07-04—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 79

 
Jewish humor


Punch lines

Punch lines,
Volume 2

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

79. "Force Yourself"

jewishsightseeing.com,  July 4, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

A bum walks up to a Jewish mother on the street and says, "Lady, I  haven't eaten in three days."

"Force yourself."