"Now that I am the man of this house,  my word is law!  I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished I  expect a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you're going to run me a bath so  I can relax. And when I'm done, guess who's going to dress me and comb
my  hair?" 

His wife replied:  "The Chevra Kadisha."

—Forwarded by Herb Braverman, San Diego